MOC-TV PAID CITRUS PROGRAMMING

Press play for an important fruit message.

A message from

MRS. ORANGE
COUNTY

00:00 / 00:25
DELICIOUS●BITEABLE●SO COUNTRY●ONE CHILD'S UNCOMPROMISED VISION●

THE OFFICIAL WORD ON CITRUS / EST. CHILDHOOD

One kid. One orange. No script. The most important fruit endorsement of our time.

OFFICIAL BITE COUNT 1 INDEPENDENTLY OBSERVED

EXHIBITS A-C

THE THREE STAGES OF ORANGE ADVOCACY

The spokesperson smiling and holding an orange
01 / OPTIMISMOfficial Campaign PortraitFounder & Chief Citrus Officer
The spokesperson making an intense face while holding an orange
02 / CONVICTIONAsked to elaborate on “country.”No further comment was provided.
The spokesperson biting directly into an orange DIRECT-TO-PEEL TECHNIQUE ZERO HESITATION
03 / CONSUMPTIONJuice exposure: severe.Method remains unrecommended but undeniable.

CERTIFIED CLAIMS

✓DELICIOUSSelf-reported
✓BITEABLEVideo verified
✓COUNTRYExtremely

INDEPENDENT CONSUMER REVIEW

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“Like... mmmmmmhhh.”

— The same spokesperson, moments later

DECLASSIFIED RECORD / MOC-001

THE TRANSCRIPT

DECLASSIFIED
  1. 00:00

    Hi, I'm eating an orange. So delicious.

  2. 00:05

    [TAKES BITE]

  3. 00:08

    You just gotta bite into it and it's so country.

  4. 00:15

    Like... mmmmmmhhh.

  5. 00:20

    Try it at marthastewarttv.org

AS SEEN ON MOC-TV

TRY IT AT

MARTHASTEWARTTV.ORG Website cited without authorization or explanation. Results may vary. Country levels have not been evaluated by the FDA.